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'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

'Pretzel?'

'It must be a mirage.'

' So as you can see,the water main 300 main ahead has burst.'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Coffee shop 50m...

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

!Come on Abdul, hurry up! I've drunk fifty litres of water too!"

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'This is no time to be doing your aerobics, Fortescue...'

"How long do you think that'll take to get to Alpha Centauri?"

Koool sunglasses, only $10-.

"That new sheriff don't scare me none!"

"I told you not to shear your wool today: It gets cold in the desert at night..."

Man combing his hair with a cactus.

'Let's face it, Cap'n -- we're dead in the water!'

"I'm not going to make it. Show me how to delete my face book profile."

"But look at how much we're saving on gas."

"A twist...a twist..."

Tourists

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road