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"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Art of Surviving

Desert Dermatologist

'This is you, enlarged.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Sand danger

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Distance to horizon varies.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

God in the bunker.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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