Desert Adventurer T-Shirts

The End.

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Annual Dying of Thirst IOK Fun Crawl,

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Camelflage.

'Need... Skin moisturizer...'

'Boy it's hot today!'

Arab choosing a camel to buy. In the signs he can read ''coupe' or 'sedan.'

A man crawling through desert sees sign: 'No Fishing'.

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

'Bugger.'

Man in a desert finds a bottle cork.

'Antioxidants! Antioxidants!'

"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"You can't miss it - it's the third mirage on the left."

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

'Fred soon loses his enthusiasm for his battery operated power drill.'

'You cross the desert without a drop of water but can't go two days without a beer.'

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

'The sandtraps are very tough here...'

'They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!'

Inconvenience store

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

Unusual sun loungers at the motel in death valley flrizona.

Vulture knocking over glass of water: 'Opps!'

"Well, that was fun, but now it's a 50 km trek to refill the water pistols..."

"Well, I have a Ph.D. in geology, and I can't find a thing either."

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

"Yeah, it's hot, but it's a dry heat."