Desert Island Adventurer T-Shirts

Man relaxing in his palm tree hammock.

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

Island one armed bandit.

"Just one small mouthful each - you first then!"

Tourists

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I blame global warming!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Desert Dermatologist

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Distance to horizon varies.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'