Desert Island Escapists T-Shirts

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Free WiFi

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Saved...life is good!

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Best friends without borders.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Desert Island Books

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Desert Island Bagpipes

Man on Island.