Desert Island Survivalist T-Shirts

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Just a little seasoning...

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Best friends without borders.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Little Taxes.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Desert Island Books

Desert Island Bagpipes

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Bed of Nails on Holiday

New Homes