Desert Isle Survivor T-Shirts

'At last!... A woman!'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Just a little seasoning...

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Emergency Pants

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Best friends without borders.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

'He needs professional HELP!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'What luck!'

Desert Island Bagpipes