Deserted Island Survivalist T-Shirts

A Great Idea.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Emergency Phone.

Just a little seasoning...

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Tsunami Evac Route

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Beware of dog"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Now you can send it."

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

"This better be high tide."

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

'A passing ship! Quickly, light a signal fire!'

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

Deflating Island

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

"I really don't think it'll help if you address it personally to Oprah!"

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."