Desert Island Survivor T-Shirts

Couple on deserted island find a box of Viagra.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'What luck! Just the allergist I was going to refer you to.'

'You'll ruin that palm if you keep on!'

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I blame global warming!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Just a little seasoning...

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Emergency Pants

Best friends without borders.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'