Deserted Island Dweller T-Shirts

Your library book is overdue.

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Emergency Phone.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Arf! Arf!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Saved...life is good!

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Mohammad's motors

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Art of Surviving

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Best friends without borders.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Efficiency tombs available"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Drawing on an island.

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'I'm really thirsty.'