Deserted Island Dweller Mugs

Your library book is overdue.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Emergency Phone.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Arf! Arf!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Mohammad's motors

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Art of Surviving

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Drawing on an island.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

'I'm really thirsty.'