Deserted Island Enthusiast Mugs

'I've got sand everywhere!'

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

Desert island dog

When you say you want to get away from it all you're talking about me aren't you?

'Yer late.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Beware of dog"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Ship in a Bottle

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

"Are they wet?"

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

Deflating Island

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

A Great Idea.

"There's no privacy anymore."

Footprints on Island.

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'