Deserted Island Daydreamer Mugs

the ventriloquist

'Are you completely covered in case you get hit by a coconut?'

No Coronvirus

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Emergency Phone.

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Art of Surviving

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Best friends without borders.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'