Deserted Island Daydreamer Gifts

the ventriloquist

'Are you completely covered in case you get hit by a coconut?'

No Coronvirus

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Emergency Phone.

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Art of Surviving

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.