Deserted Island Dreamer Gifts

'Our last cell phone call, and instead of getting us help, you renew your subscription to some car magazine?'

'Oh great. All we've got to eat are fish.'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Footprints on Island.

'We can't even sue! It's just as the brochure said - sand ,sea ,sun ,solitude... '

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Late Payment Notice.

"Back to celebrity shows, chat shows, endless TV repeats and adverts - you must think I'm mad!"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"On a positive note, at least Trump is unlikely to visit."

The survivor of a shipwreck is surprised to see a Tesco store in the middle of a desert island.

A man on deserted island watches barrels of coconuts drift towards his already coconut laden dwelling place.

Man on desert island cooks an alien in his UFO.

Emergency Phone.

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Deflating Island

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"By y calculations, if you swim 300 miles in that direction, you might get a signal."

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

'Will you stop saying that? -- I know the coast is clear!'

'Thanks Doc, but I think I should get a second opinion.'

Island Breeze Scented Air Fresheners.

'This isn't quite what I had in mind when I asked for help.'

Man stranded on desert island reads 'beach rules' sign.

"I wonder if I can expense the coconuts."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Beware of dog"

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'