Desert Island Daydreamer Gifts

"There's no getting away from you guys."

The Island

'Look on the bright side - we finally have time to work on our tans.'

Polar Bear Desert Island

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

'Not only that, but we'll be able to send off 288 messages for help in the empty bottles!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'It's another rambling letter from Charlie Sheen.'

'Duty calls madam, a little matter of going down with my ship.'

I wish this hairy, smelly thing would leave!

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

The Lost Golf Ball

Norman is an Island

A fiver? What did you do with the tenner I gave you yesterday?

"It feels like we're being followed."

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"Dang it!"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

A Tumble Cow

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Water balloons... water balloons..."