Desert Island Dreamers Gifts

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

'Shipwrecked or not I never miss sending out my annual contributions.'

"Stay back I'm still worried about a second wave."

'Looks like we lucked out.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"We never spend any time with my friends either!"

"Sure, you're fine – you get succulent fish, sweet coconut milk, a scratching post and fresh litter. I'm going to die."

Castaways Not Welcome

"Stop getting depressed about the past, you've got to move on."

'Bloody hell, a cod!'

Hooray, Sid - civilisation at last!'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'Now it's my turn to sit on a desert island'

"Is the war on inflation over yet?"

"Well, at least we're marooned in a muzak-free environment."

"Go deep."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'...I'm looking for real estate in my local market.'

"You don't either have a previous engagement!"

'... And before you get any ideas, I'm a lesbian!'

Spiro & Pusho watching tv on an island.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Tourists in Egypt

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Emergency Phone.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."