Desert Isle Dreamer Gifts

'Quick! -- Who won the last eleven World Cups?'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

(Camel paintings)

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Pina Coladas

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I blame global warming!'

Tourists in Egypt

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Introducing Piza Island.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'See you in two weeks!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."