Desert Dreamer Gifts

"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

'The strange thing is it started out as a blueprint for a retirement plan.'

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

'And this is the Arizona Desert, painstakingly reconstructed right in the middle of London.'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Next Mirage 5 Miles

Desert Roundabout

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

"...We could be talking waterfront here!"

Water...bottled water...flavoured water.

Welcome to Palm Springs.

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Cactus in hot sun: 'I want to be a snowbird too!'

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

At the camel-dromedary peace talks

Man crawling across the desert comes across a suggestion box.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Emergency Exit

With a sinking feeling, Colin realised that he had chosen a camel with a restricted view.

Where the hell am I

Move to Arizona.

'The price was right but we had to compromise on location.'

"Darn it! No more cups!"

Desert hallucination

The real reason for the pyramids.

"The tumble weed probably set it off."

Bummer!

Go Sign on an empty road.

'GPS! GPS!'

"Up gets you nowhere."

Gatorade!

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'