Desert Dreamer Pillows

"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

'The strange thing is it started out as a blueprint for a retirement plan.'

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

'And this is the Arizona Desert, painstakingly reconstructed right in the middle of London.'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Desert Roundabout

Cactus in hot sun: 'I want to be a snowbird too!'

"...We could be talking waterfront here!"

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

Water...bottled water...flavoured water.

Welcome to Palm Springs.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

Next Mirage 5 Miles

"Up gets you nowhere."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Go Sign on an empty road.

"The tumble weed probably set it off."

'The price was right but we had to compromise on location.'

Emergency Exit

"Darn it! No more cups!"

Sold out drinks vendor in the desert

Bummer!

'GPS! GPS!'

Self-conscious cactus

"I've always been told that I'm overly optimistic."

At the camel-dromedary peace talks

Where the hell am I

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

With a sinking feeling, Colin realised that he had chosen a camel with a restricted view.

Camel and Snake resemblance.