Desert Isle Dreamer Pillows

'Quick! -- Who won the last eleven World Cups?'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

Tourists in Egypt

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'See you in two weeks!'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."