Desert Isle Daydreamer Pillows

Desert Island Books

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Tourists in Egypt

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A Tumble Cow

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Saved...life is good!

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

SPOONING CACTI

Art of Surviving

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."