Deserted Island Daydreamers Pillows

Independent Financial Advisor.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Saved...life is good!

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Art of Surviving

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

SPOONING CACTI

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Swamp gas

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."