Deserted Island Daydreamers Pillows

Independent Financial Advisor.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Emergency Phone.

Saved...life is good!

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Art of Surviving

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

SPOONING CACTI

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Swamp gas

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Best friends without borders.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."