Desert Island Daydreamers Pillows

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"Are you talking to me?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

Tourists in Egypt

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

A Tumble Cow

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

SPOONING CACTI

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Distance to horizon varies.