Deserted Island Dreams Pillows

I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Art of Surviving

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Drawing on an island.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Desert Island Books