Deserted Island Dreams Mugs

I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Art of Surviving

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Best friends without borders.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Drawing on an island.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Desert Island Books