Deserted Island Dreamers Mugs

"There's no privacy anymore."

'What luck!'

'How goes the billing?'

No smoking.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

SPOONING CACTI

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Best friends without borders.

"We've got a problem."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Swamp gas

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

~ S.O.S.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."