Deserted Island Dreamers Mugs

"There's no privacy anymore."

'What luck!'

'How goes the billing?'

No smoking.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Emergency Phone.

Saved...life is good!

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

SPOONING CACTI

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Art of Surviving

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Swamp gas

"We've got a problem."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Best friends without borders.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"