Desert Island Daydreamers Mugs

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"Are you talking to me?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Tourists in Egypt

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Saved...life is good!

A Tumble Cow

"Yes, I'm alone."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"