Desert Daydreamers Pillows

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Emergency Phone.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

A Tumble Cow

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saved...life is good!

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Yes, I'm alone."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

SPOONING CACTI

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Art of Surviving

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Distance to horizon varies.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"