Desert Dreamers Pillows

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

A planet like ours - desert piano tuner.

Old cowboys never die...

"You're a banker? Just the man I need. My liquidity has dried up!"

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

Camel with sunglasses, cigar and gold chain says to camel reading Bible: 'So where does it stand on rich camels?'

'That has to be a mirage.'

"Well, around here at least, we know for sure it will always be greener on the other side, wherever that may be..."

Swamp gas

"Mineral water!...gasp!...Mineral Water!"

This golf course has the largest sand traps I have ever seen.

'Jenkins, I told you last week - this desert just ain't big enough for the two of us!'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Good thinking of your, to mention Wimbledon fortnight."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Our sex-life may have been arid, but what a metaphor for the Sahara."

"Just junk mail."

SPOONING CACTI

Snow Global Warming

"I could have sworn that mesa was a whole lot father away!"

Desert Sunbathing

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Emergency Phone.

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer