Desert Dreamers Prints

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

A planet like ours - desert piano tuner.

Old cowboys never die...

"You're a banker? Just the man I need. My liquidity has dried up!"

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

Camel with sunglasses, cigar and gold chain says to camel reading Bible: 'So where does it stand on rich camels?'

'That has to be a mirage.'

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

"Well, around here at least, we know for sure it will always be greener on the other side, wherever that may be..."

Swamp gas

"Mineral water!...gasp!...Mineral Water!"

This golf course has the largest sand traps I have ever seen.

'Jenkins, I told you last week - this desert just ain't big enough for the two of us!'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Good thinking of your, to mention Wimbledon fortnight."

Tumbleweed Stop

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Our sex-life may have been arid, but what a metaphor for the Sahara."

"The desert is now closing. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."

"Just junk mail."

SPOONING CACTI

Snow Global Warming

"I could have sworn that mesa was a whole lot father away!"

Desert Sunbathing

(Camel paintings)

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Tourists in Egypt

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"