Desert Daydreamer Prints

"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"I've seen better mirages!"

Woody is contemplating if it's still or sparkling.

Tourist viewing a desert rose

"Rain is water falling from the sky? From the sky?! Yeah right, good one Dad: like I'm going to fall for this one..."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Look at that mirage. It must be, December."

"You need glasses, Roy."

Rest Area: Prospectors' Trail

'I see the glass as being half full with water' 'I see the...yeah - whatever!'

'I dreamed last night that somebody dropped an ice cube down my neck.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

Isolated Shower

I wasn't sure if I should wake you.

The Great Las Vegas Coke Dunes

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

(Camel paintings)

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

New Guy.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Tourists in Egypt

Emergency Phone.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'