Dreamer Of The Desert Pillows

'I have a feeling we're getting near water.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

(Camel paintings)

New Guy.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Tourists in Egypt

Emergency Phone.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Saved...life is good!

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A Tumble Cow

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Public footpath on a desert island.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

SPOONING CACTI

Art of Surviving

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'