Island Retreat Dreamer Gifts

"I told you it was a sellers' market."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Pina Coladas

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Introducing Piza Island.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Saved...life is good!