Tropical Retreat Dreamer Gifts

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Saddam escapes to tropical isle with $1 billion in loot. Aren't the headlines preposterous? Here's a $500 tip, Miss...'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

The Sun Bather

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Siesta-time

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Beach

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"