Tropical Island Dreamer Gifts

Desert Island Trap

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

Something to read

"Draw one more of your stupid desert-island cartoons and I'm gonna hit you!"

Grim Reaper stranded on a desert island.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Lounging by the pool

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."