Tropical Island Dreamer Mugs

Desert Island Trap

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

Something to read

"Draw one more of your stupid desert-island cartoons and I'm gonna hit you!"

Grim Reaper stranded on a desert island.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Lounging by the pool

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'...I said we've been marooned.'