Tropical Setting Dreamer Mugs

Donald Trump playing golf

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'I wish I was creative'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Mermaid Art

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Customized Personal Retreats.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

That's my summer place.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Hey! Down in front!'

Get a rockpool!

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

The Sun Bather

Myspace then and now.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."