Tropical Setting Dreamer Gifts

Donald Trump playing golf

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lounging by the pool

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Mermaid Art

'I wish I was creative'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Get a rockpool!

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Hey! Down in front!'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

The Sun Bather

Death takes a holiday.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Myspace then and now.

Beach