Tropical Climate Dreamer Gifts

Siesta-time

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Segregated Beach

Mermaid Art

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'I wish I was creative'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Galilei Galileo.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Hey! Down in front!'

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

The Sun Bather

Death takes a holiday.

Beach