Tropical Climate Dreamer Gifts

Siesta-time

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

Segregated Beach

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I wish I was creative'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Mermaid Art

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Galilei Galileo.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

That's my summer place.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Hey! Down in front!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

The Sun Bather

Death takes a holiday.