Tropical Escape Dreamer Gifts

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

Desert Island Mishap

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

That's my summer place.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Delivery."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

The Sun Bather

Death takes a holiday.

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

Beach

Stop Smoking Program.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Siesta-time