Tropical Escape Dreamers Gifts

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

That's my summer place.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Delivery."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Death takes a holiday.

The Sun Bather

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"Boxing day is so boring."

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

Deflating Island

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."