Tropical Escape Gifts

Obsessive Islander

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Delivery."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Beware of dog"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"I just feel like a cliche."

The grass is always greener.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

Deflating Island

Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

Vacation away from the government.

Crisp New England Air.

Covid fatigue

"I can't believe it's that time of year already."

Good enough to eat.

Man smoking a cigar in a 'Tahiti' vest.