Tropical Escapists Gifts

Crisp New England Air.

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Holiday time.

'See you in two weeks!'

I love my Uke.

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"Delivery."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"Beware of dog"

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

A Real Working Vacation.

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

"What luck!"

Love Island

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

Palm Tree Propeller

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

Vacation away from the government.