Tropical Adventurer Gifts

"Beware of dog"

'They're definitely not coconuts!'

Man on a desert island unwraps his Christmas gifts. They're all coconuts.

'Let's retire. Call our pension planner, tell him we want to make some withdrawals and eat the aide he sends with the paper work.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"I can't believe it's that time of year already."

Octopus Trap

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

I love my Uke.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Delivery."