Tropical Traveler Gifts

Santa Cruise

Caribbean Airport Security

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

I hate mozzies.

"Harris looks confident he's going to win..."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

Global warming will set up new economic trends.

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

'Is there a cash machine on this Island?'

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I don't give a damn about conservation. I want a new leg !'

'The fabled Spice Islands'

Myrtle has a tropical thought balloon, distracting her from the glamourous world of stenography....

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

A holiday maker greets a castaway

"I got a beak job."

"Working from home, too?"

Pina Coladas

The Cartoon Islands

Desert isle

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

A Remote island.

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

Bon Voyage!

'No, I will not accept a collect call from Borneo.'

Working Holiday.

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Single men in Tahiti

"These aren't quite the palms that want greasing around here, Carruthers!"

'He's come here on one of those 'self-catering' holidays.'