Tropical Traveller Gifts

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Pina Coladas

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I love my Uke.

"We've got a problem."

Neurotics in the tropics

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Single men in Tahiti

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Working Holiday.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."