Tropical Traveller Gifts

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I love my Uke.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Neurotics in the tropics

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"We've got a problem."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Single men in Tahiti

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Working Holiday.

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.