Tropical Vacationer Gifts

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'And if that's not here in 30 minutes or less, it's free, right?'

Sunbathing

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Shipwrecked Squirrel: "Wow! Look at the size of those nuts!"

Man on Island

"Been here long?"

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"

"Hi, I'm Janice from education. You must be Roy from Foreign Affairs!"

"And this is your big plan to get us off this island, is it?... Hitchhiking?!"

Yule Tide

'Hi -- I'm Casual Friday!'

'We can't winter in New York. How can you hibernate in a town that never sleeps?'

'Hey, look!'

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"First post in four years and it's an advertisement for an island holiday!"

"Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!"

Self Service Island

Man on desert island with sign and arrow 'You Are Here'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"One wish, and this is all you can think of?"

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'