Tropical Vacation Lover Gifts

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Pina Coladas

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

PIna Colada

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Sun Worship

Desert island wind-turbine.

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Working Holiday.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Single men in Tahiti

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.