Tropical Paradise Lovers Gifts

Desert island hammock.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

I love my Uke.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"I just feel like a cliche."

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Love Island

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

Cow eats her Hawaiian Skirt

"Not Fish a la Coconut again?"

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

"...This is not the Island of King Kong!"

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women

Ocean Views

DESERT ISLAND CHRISTMAS